The last polar bear may be hiding among seals. Or he may even be a seal himself.
Iceland is obsessed with polar bears. The national sport is to hunt down and kill polar bears as soon as they set foot on Icelandic soil, even if it’s common knowledge they an endangered species. Huzzah for human supremacy!
As you may have heard, the last “polar bear spotted” alarm turned out to be false. Well anyway, the police couldn’t find any concrete evidence there was an actual polar bear roaming the country this time around, even after looking for him for days. Maybe the bear was only a seal; maybe the murderous beast is still incognito, enjoying his Icelandic holiday.
PS: I wrote in small letters a “100% made in Iceland” line (which you cannot see at the above resolution) but to be fair, we’re outsourcing polar bears, so…
